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5 things to do before you get a job
Get a freaking tan. The sun is out (or was) and a good dose of Vitamin D will improve your mood. Men - your super white ass upper thighs need to see the sun for once in their life. Strap on a Speedo....
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Make this your “Summer of George”
Seinfeld fans out there know what I’m talking about, but for those of you who don’t, watch the video clip below. Most days Seinfeld character, George Castanza, is overflowing with useless information...
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An insomniac’s guide to communication
As many of you know, I’ve been sleeping like shit for several months now and I think I’ve finally reached full blown insomnia which is what I consider a late-stage side-effect of unemployment. I keep...
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Goodbye unemployment
Don’t panic! I’m still a lady of leisure which means that you will continue to read stories about my muffin top in house pants! However, a handful of LOL crew members are saying goodbye to...
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“What is your company’s policy on Monday absences?”
It’s hot. I want to get outside and find a pool of water, so today I’m not going to spend a lot of time crafting up a post about how my cats are whining for me to unzip their furry cat suits. Instead,...
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Do you need a Snuggie?
I realize it’s a little hot yet to be making these kinds of decisions, but Fall clothing lines are already hitting stores so you may want to ask yourself if your wardrobe this Fall should include a...
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Gorilla-napping
Back in May, I knew gorilla costumes would become the next big thing and yesterday, someone actually had the balls to steal a 6′ animatronic gorilla in broad daylight from a local garage sale! In case...
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McDonald’s billboard ad targeting unemployed?
McDonald's Billboard Ad Targets Unemployed You may have seen this McDonald’s billboard ad on the north side of the bridge heading east towards I-5 from West Seattle and I am fairly confident that this...
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Facebook break-up
Dear Facebook, I’m sorry, but this relationship is no longer working for me so I am breaking up with you for the following reasons. You are addictive and now I’m forced to attend voyeurs anonymous. You...
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Creepy, annoying or brilliant marketing?
About a month ago, I opened my mailbox and found a thick white envelope addressed to me with no return address. At first I thought that the label was machine printed junk mail some jackass marketer...
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Why working from home (WFH) rocks
I can wear house pants every single day, just like my days as a lady of leisure I can also wear house socks or slippers, skipping uncomfortable heels I have no commute I don’t have to smell the stinky...
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